Martha Stewart Turkeys

Now Martha Stewart has her own line of designer turkeys: Martha Stewart Young Turkey.

Each fresh, whole turkey is:

• juicy, tender, and delicious
• humanely raised and vegetarian fed
• free of antibiotics and growth hormones

A 12-pound turkey is $69.99 + shipping. An $18-pounder costs $20 more. That seems expensive, but it's cheap compared to a $129.95 Branigan's Turkey.

Aren't turkeys free? I thought most grocery stores will give you a free turkey if you spend a certain amount of money. Or is that no longer done?