Dueling Banjos In Excel

They said it couldn't be done. But it has been done: Dueling Banjos In Excel.

For best results, right-click and save the file to your hard drive. You must enable macros. Excel for Macintosh? Don't bother downloading. It uses Windows API functions.

Yeah it's stupid, but let's see you come up with a better song. That workbook has everything you need (and there's more info here). Just enter the notes and durations for your song. If you come up with something good, send me a copy. Whoever sends me the best song gets a free copy of Excel 2007 For Dummies Quick Reference.