Don’t Buy This Costume

If you're trying to think of a good Halloween costume, you can rule this one out: Bacon and Egg Costume Set.

You be the egg, and she'll be the bacon. Either way, this costume combo will definitely go "over easy" on Halloween. One size fits most adults. Bacon measures 44"H x 24"W. Egg measures 35" H x 30"

Don't get me wrong. It's a great idea for a costume -- it's just poorly executed. The bacon looks like a towel. And the egg is just a big yellow dot on a white piece of cloth. Fortunately, it's sold out.

(via Blog On A Toothpick)