Clintons Are Cat Killers?

A documentary about Hillary Clinton raises the question: Did the Clintons try to whack a cat?

Hillary Clinton has what pollsters call high negatives, which essentially means that lots of people really don't like her and never will. But her supporters have long argued that she is a formidable candidate despite these negatives because those numbers aren't likely to go any higher. As the theory goes, Americans are already well acquainted with the Clintons' dirty laundry-Whitewater, Monica, etc.-and as a result, any more mud slung at Hillary isn't likely to stick. Unlike the less-seasoned presidential contenders, she's been through the mill, and is still standing. But if last night's Washington premier of Hillary: The Movie is any indication, this particular case for Clinton the candidate is wishful thinking.

Apparently, the movie covers lots of the Clinton scandals -- including Paula Jones.

In a taut-lipped interview, she suggests that after her name surfaced in the Paula Jones sexual harassment lawsuit against Bill Clinton, the Clintons arranged to have her kitty assassinated. Willey, who attended last night's screening, says she got an anonymous phone call taunting her about her missing cat and later discovered a cat skull on her porch. She says a private investigator tipped her off that the White House was having her investigated.

C'mon. The Clintons aren't exactly Ozzie & Harriet, but they wouldn't kill a cat.

I've got a feeling this will be a pretty interesting election.