Thursday, 28 June, 2007
What a world we live in: Froot Loops Cereal Straws.
It's a straw. No, it's cereal. It's a straw. It's cereal, I tell you. No, it's a straw. STOP! You're both right.
The straws themselves are rather sturdy and hold up well to milk. They last a long time without getting soggy and do actually work as straws. They basically taste like Froot Loops, which is all you could realistically hope for. Sadly, the cereal straws live in a paradoxical existence; humans cannot eat and drink at the same time. WellI guess soup makes us do that, but let's ignore that for a second.
Once you take a single bite of the cereal straw, it becomes too short for drinking and the fun immediately dissipates. If you just sit there and drink the milk, you'll just be wasting the straw as it imparts no flavor and is generally useless. Once you get to the bottom, you realize you have a half-soggy cereal straw with no milk to wash it down with.
God damn, it's like a snake eating its own tail!