Catholics Need To Be More Zealous

Just what we need: Five Things The Church Must Do (to make Catholics as zealous as Jehovah's Witnesses).

Todd M. Aglialoro spotted some competing missionaries in Africa:

My inner voice spat the words out: Jehovah's Witnesses. It's well known that the JW's have made inroads into Africa and South America, preying on less-developed cultures with their bizarre quasi-Christian doctrines. Here was another sad piece of anecdotal evidence of the trend.

But then I thought, Hey, at least they're wearing suits to church.

I didn't read the rest, because the first part satisfied my minimum daily humor requirement.