Asparagus Juice?

The very thought makes me gag: Asparagus Juice. One man's experience:

Well, in the interest of curiosity, I did it. I drank it...

It was an Earth-shattering moment, I have to admit. Worse than that... it's as if the Earth rotated 7 times in a spilt-second, while I stayed in the exact same place, watching the planet fly by. In that split-second, I had these abrupt realizations:

1) I need to change the light bulb in my kitchen.

2) It is possible to vomit a little bit and drink at the same time.

3) All you need is love, love. Love is all you need. And short shorts.

4) Asparagus juice is a terrible, terrible idea.

After swallowing, I assumed that my life would go back to normal. I was wrong.