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Thursday, 19 May, 2011

What To Say On May 22

It's possible that there will be some very embarrassed Christians on May 22. How will they explain the fact they woke up in their own bed, rather than in a luxury suite in Heaven?

Here's how I'd explain it:

"Once again, God has demonstrated that he is all-powerful, and has complete dominion over heaven and earth. We are sinners, and cannot predict how God will react to our sins. God chose to cancel the Rapture and allow us more time to seek eternal salvation. And for that reason my faith is stronger than ever."