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Thursday, 02 June, 2011

Royal Divorce

That didn't take long: Prince William Divorces Kate Middleton After 5 Weeks.

The Prince sez:

"People thought our wedding was some sort of fairy tale, but I assure you it was all just some ghastly ceremonial farce that got out of hand. I'm just relieved it's over, frankly. And I'm glad I'll never have to see that awful woman again."

And that was it.

Prince William then told the assembled reporters, "Well, see you all later," smiled, and walked back into Buckingham Palace.

pwilliam

I kind of thought that would happen. At least the peasants were amused for a year or so.


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