About
You're viewing one of 25,944 blog entries. Click here to read some more.
Other views
Recent Comments
Comments By...
Last 100 Entries
Read Chronologically
Random Entry
Random Image
View by Category
Mobile Edition
Ad
Monday, 10 July, 2006
Unblinking Pros
(with comments)
A new sport that's sweeping the nation: National Association of Staredown Professionals.
As the Commissioner of the NASP, it's my pleasure to welcome you to the official NASP website...
Staredown is a sport that requires focus, concentration, and endurance. Through the course of history, from the caves of the Neanderthal Man to the playgrounds of suburban America, Staredown has been practiced by commoners and merchants, peasants and royalty alike. But only recently has this sport achieved the official recognition it deserves.
This is a one-stop shop for the Pro Staredown enthusiast. Whether you're an athlete, a fan, or simply curious about this growing sport, rest assured you've come to the right place.
The image here is from the world's first staredown movie (which you can download in its entirety): Unflinching Triumph: The Philip Rockhammer Story.
(Thanks Alex)
- By Cibbuano. Comment posted 10-Jul-2006 @05:06pm:Even if it's a mockumentary, it's still brilliant... I hope they put out a magazine, with celebrity endorsements!
- By . Comment posted 10-Jul-2006 @05:31pm:I think Ze Frank would be a natural for this sport.
- By . Comment posted 10-Jul-2006 @06:34pm:That's what I told Ze, but he wouldn't listen.
I bet he could even beat this guy http://www.pattersonpack.com/stare_to_win.html - By . Comment posted 10-Jul-2006 @07:40pm:These people need a life!!!
- By . Comment posted 10-Jul-2006 @08:32pm:This is like a rolling skit they had on a British show called Big Train a few years back. Reminds me of the task facing the commentators of the Switzerland / Ukraine World Cup game a couple of weeks ago...
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/9844/Big_Train_Staring_Championship.html?autoplay=true - By . Comment posted 10-Jul-2006 @08:35pm:Oh, here's the final...
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/10025/Big_Train_Staring_Final_Kampagnola_Vs_Spatsky.html