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Tuesday, 08 January, 2008

Reverse Miracle
(with comments)

This is a first: Toast Appears on Blessed Virgin's Face.

The sounds of crowds marveling over the painting of St Mary; Pilgrims have been flocking to the Suffolk town of Piddington today after a local woman claimed to have seen a vision of a piece of toast on a picture of the Virgin Mary at her local church. Betty Tilley, 62, was praying silently at the Sacred Heart Catholic church when she looked up to see a ray of light slanting in through the window, illuminating a reproduction painting of the Virgin Mary and as she moved closer she was amazed by what she saw.

"There's just no question in my mind that it was a miracle. Right there, on the face of the Holy Mary, Mother of God, I could see a nice piece of toasted sliced white bread. The amazing thing is that it was just like the one I had had for breakfast, so clearly this must be some kind of message from God."


Permalink | Posted in Humor |
  1. By kjpweb. Comment posted 08-Jan-2008 @12:55pm:
    That's hilarious! Uh - How I love that kind of humor!
    Looking for more wonders in the near future!
  2. By . Comment posted 08-Jan-2008 @01:18pm:
    Those miracle rays of slanting light through windows, always seem to illuminate a virgin reproduction organ
  3. By . Comment posted 08-Jan-2008 @01:29pm:
    Great, Hilarious
  4. By J-W #656. Comment posted 08-Jan-2008 @01:30pm:
    Thanks, John! Made my day!
  5. By Philip. Comment posted 08-Jan-2008 @02:32pm:
    agree. This had me laughing out loud!
  6. By . Comment posted 08-Jan-2008 @02:52pm:
    Now THAT'S funny! Priceless.
  7. By Cebolinha. Comment posted 08-Jan-2008 @03:46pm:
    Wait! That's Hillary on the cheek!
  8. By . Comment posted 08-Jan-2008 @03:49pm:
    Darn! They must have deleted the page.
  9. By Blayne. Comment posted 08-Jan-2008 @04:10pm:
    I betcha there is bacon & eggs on the other cheek!
  10. By . Comment posted 08-Jan-2008 @05:08pm:
    Link fixed. I think my software mangled the URL.
  11. By . Comment posted 08-Jan-2008 @05:23pm:
    Looks more like an older style dial (or touch tone) telephone ...
    87n9u1y.jpg
  12. By Blayne. Comment posted 08-Jan-2008 @07:43pm:
    I found a picture of the other side ...
    7x14kzl.jpg
  13. By Blayne. Comment posted 08-Jan-2008 @09:39pm:
    "Oh man, that lil' mofo Billy, I tells him to draw tits an' e' draws toast, innit."

    Whoops, is that one of George Carlin's "bad words"?
  14. By . Comment posted 08-Jan-2008 @11:10pm:
    Thanks for the best laugh I've had in ages!
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