Sunday, 29 March, 2009

1. By . Comment posted 29-Mar-2009 @05:25am:

   The best part was the moving passage in Chapter 4.
2. By Count Stockula. Comment posted 29-Mar-2009 @05:52am:

   Gesundheit.
3. By Lairbo. Comment posted 29-Mar-2009 @05:58am:

   Kindle, unplugged.
4. By ambidexter. Comment posted 29-Mar-2009 @06:01am:

   The writing style got a bit weighty somewhere around chapter six.
5. By Eenie Meenie. Comment posted 29-Mar-2009 @06:02am:

   This is what happens every time I try reading War and Peace.
6. By Mean Jean. Comment posted 29-Mar-2009 @06:02am:

   The mushrooms were the best he'd ever had.
7. By Matt. Comment posted 29-Mar-2009 @06:08am:

   New long term printing technique developed by former
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8. By BuckeyeGuy. Comment posted 29-Mar-2009 @06:12am:

   This would be the last time Walt would purchase a "Build Your Own Book" kit from the Dollar Store.
9. By Heather. Comment posted 29-Mar-2009 @06:18am:

   The latest in "Read Once" DRM for legacy books.
10. By Carl. Comment posted 29-Mar-2009 @06:22am:

    He was a little lost for words.
    
    
    Whe asked to describe his book the words escaped him
11. By lobstah. Comment posted 29-Mar-2009 @06:24am:

    The Kindle " White Screen of Death".
12. By Kashmarek. Comment posted 29-Mar-2009 @06:38am:

    The words just jumped off the pages.
13. By Rance. Comment posted 29-Mar-2009 @06:53am:

    I'm at a loss for words!
    
    Nice one MJ!
14. By . Comment posted 29-Mar-2009 @07:06am:

    It was a really rotten book.
15. By Klaus. Comment posted 29-Mar-2009 @07:13am:

    These electronic books aren't quite what I hoped for!
16. By Brent. Comment posted 29-Mar-2009 @07:34am:

    Drop me a line.
17. By Toad. Comment posted 29-Mar-2009 @07:34am:

    It was the last time he'd buy a book by Chinua Achebe.
18. By Dr. Spammy. Comment posted 29-Mar-2009 @07:53am:

    He raised his hand and yelled, "Hey! Toss me some froglegs!" only then realizing that his invention, the Frozen Muskrat on a Stick, wasn't going to make him the millionaire he hoped to be.
19. By concertinist. Comment posted 29-Mar-2009 @08:11am:

    Twain's Letters from the Earth wasn't really what he had expected.
20. By concertinist. Comment posted 29-Mar-2009 @08:12am:

    Somewhere in the middle of the Book of Exodus, he had a bothersome question, and then it began to happen.
21. By ~Q~. Comment posted 29-Mar-2009 @08:58am:

    Well, it isn't exactly written in stone...
22. By ~Q~. Comment posted 29-Mar-2009 @08:59am:

    The plot in Pynchon's latest book just sort of fell apart in the middle.
23. By ~Q~. Comment posted 29-Mar-2009 @09:02am:

    Wilson suddenly understood how the take-at-home speed-reading test could be tracked.
24. By Namowal. Comment posted 29-Mar-2009 @10:09am:

    "Words Fail"
25. By . Comment posted 29-Mar-2009 @10:13am:

    Now we know why movable type is no longer in vogue.
26. By . Comment posted 29-Mar-2009 @10:15am:

    It was a crumby book.
27. By BuckeyeGuy. Comment posted 29-Mar-2009 @10:55am:

    "Golly, I glad this didn't happen while I was sitting on the toilet" thought Ted.
28. By ~Q~. Comment posted 29-Mar-2009 @11:21am:

    Rushdie recanted
29. By jhenderson. Comment posted 29-Mar-2009 @11:24am:

    @~Q~ You are in top shape ROFLMAO
30. By wally the duck. Comment posted 29-Mar-2009 @11:44am:

    Jack had always been drawn to words, and they to him.
31. By Don Coyote. Comment posted 29-Mar-2009 @12:00pm:

    Attack of the Killer B's.
32. By wally the duck. Comment posted 29-Mar-2009 @12:00pm:

    First, the infinitives split and then the rush was on: moving phrases, misplaced metaphors, a sprinkling of similes... and finally only the question was left hanging.
33. By cesar. Comment posted 29-Mar-2009 @12:21pm:

    Printed in China.
34. By . Comment posted 29-Mar-2009 @12:24pm:

    movable type
35. By Mean Jean. Comment posted 29-Mar-2009 @12:39pm:

    I think Joe just put the lid down on it.
    
    (Yippee! Now I've got a Squirrel Nut Zipper earworm and Pat Boone is HIStory! Can I get an AMEN?)
36. By . Comment posted 29-Mar-2009 @12:41pm:

    Midway through his book, Pedro begin questioning the wisdom of replacing soybean-based ink with ink extracted from Mexican jumping beans.
37. By . Comment posted 29-Mar-2009 @12:44pm:

    Not a caption, but...
    
    Back in the olden days, when dinosaurs roamed the earth and I used a Commodore computer, there was a game from LoadStar disk magazine - a text-based mystery. The longer you took to solve it, more of the letters in the text clues disappeared. It was actually a pretty cool game, for a freeware game.
38. By Ed. Comment posted 29-Mar-2009 @03:58pm:

    "How To Speed Read"
39. By . Comment posted 29-Mar-2009 @04:43pm:

    It was the most realistic book about character assassination that Mark had ever read.
40. By Snag. Comment posted 29-Mar-2009 @05:15pm:

    I keep tellin ya ... You'll go blind !
41. By Ray Trygstad. Comment posted 30-Mar-2009 @02:55pm:

    OH crap.
42. By . Comment posted 31-Mar-2009 @08:02am:

    Never eat mushrooms before a big test.

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