Wednesday, 04 November, 2009

1. By R I C H A R D I N C A L I F O R N I A. Comment posted 04-Nov-2009 @09:08am:

   Billy’s horse finished last. Billy’s horse finished after all the others. Now finish your horse meat that I bought at the market.
2. By Stoli. Comment posted 04-Nov-2009 @09:09am:

   This is the sort of dictionary my mom would have gotten me as a child. She's so awesome!
3. By Shel-tone. Comment posted 04-Nov-2009 @09:12am:

   Brilliant. If I had kids, they would totally have this.
4. By Mean Jean. Comment posted 04-Nov-2009 @11:22am:

   The definition for "last" seems to be the intro for a lesson in arithmetic, more specifically figuring odds at the track.
5. By Tim. Comment posted 04-Nov-2009 @11:45am:

   Billy's horse should have ran faster...
6. By Evil Klown. Comment posted 04-Nov-2009 @01:00pm:

   This is to be avoided at all costs. It must have been written by conservatives. If it had been written by libs, it would have added "but Billy's horse got a prize for trying anyway ... so it didn't suffer any self esteem problems."
7. By Chris J.. Comment posted 04-Nov-2009 @02:10pm:

   Billy's horse was half fast.
8. By . Comment posted 04-Nov-2009 @02:44pm:

   This dictionary is funny (maybe), but it's not for kids.
9. By Christopher. Comment posted 04-Nov-2009 @04:22pm:

   They forgot to mention Billy was the Jockey.
   
   Thats Porterhouse Billy if you ask me.
10. By Bob H.. Comment posted 05-Nov-2009 @08:13am:

    I thought that the technical name for a horse that is "half fast" is mule.
11. By C. Jackson. Comment posted 05-Nov-2009 @09:01am:

    Last, Dead Last.
12. By . Comment posted 05-Nov-2009 @09:23am:

    This was created by the same company that printed the translation book in that Monty Python sketch.
13. By . Comment posted 05-Nov-2009 @02:45pm:

    Wouldn't Alpo make a great name for a race horse?

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