Wednesday, 13 May, 2009

1. By Gee.... Comment posted 13-May-2009 @11:55am:

   I bet who ever left those prayed over them.
   I can see it now, "Lord, bless these cookies that they will open the hearts of those who eat them that your glory will be revealed...etc."
   
   Magic Jebus cookies.
2. By Susan. Comment posted 13-May-2009 @12:23pm:

   I want my God cookies, dammit.
3. By Banjo Brad. Comment posted 13-May-2009 @12:25pm:

   I wouldn't eat those! Just in case they might have been consecrated and are "the body", if you get my drift. <wink wink nudge nudge>
4. By chip. Comment posted 13-May-2009 @12:55pm:

   What's wrong with Windows salesmen? Is he a Mac fanatic? What if I wanted to give him ubuntu for free? Think that would be OK?
5. By Kni7es. Comment posted 13-May-2009 @01:20pm:

   They should have thought of this earlier. I already joined the Dark Side. They have cookies too.
6. By . Comment posted 13-May-2009 @01:29pm:

   Although the ironic title "door-to-door window(s) salesman" is indeed an enviable moniker, he must have good reason for placing windows first on his list ...
7. By Mean Jean. Comment posted 13-May-2009 @01:31pm:

   I wouldn't eat those cookies. Just because there is a picture of Jesus on there doesn't mean they:
   
   A. have a clean kitchen
   B. didn't mix a little arsenic in the batter
   C. let the dog eat off that plate before they gave it away
   
   Hey, I was raised by christians and let me tell you they are as mean and evil as any other random group of people you can name.
8. By Gee.... Comment posted 13-May-2009 @01:36pm:

   I'm with ya Mean Jeany! I think I've told this story before:
   I have screaming holy relatives in Iowa that had a family of 7th Adventists working as hired hands on their farm. My aunt made them a cake and used hog lard to make it. I remember them all laughing about it and how funny it was that they got those people to eat pig.
9. By Lydia. Comment posted 13-May-2009 @02:45pm:

   Haha. This is my front door and those are my God cookies.
   The reason the window sales was there first was because in one month I seriously got 12 knocks on my door from people selling windows. Three people in ONE day! Drove me Nuts! I was also raised a Jehovah's witness, but am now not so it is always awkward conversation with them when they knock.
   I did not eat the cookies from God, I feared there was something unholy inside them.
10. By . Comment posted 13-May-2009 @02:53pm:

    Oops - J-Walk lead off with "guy", so I got lazy and didn't bother to follow through and read your full profile. Apologies for all those masculine pronouns, ma'am.
11. By . Comment posted 13-May-2009 @02:55pm:

    ... led off ...
12. By rob. Comment posted 13-May-2009 @03:07pm:

    Christians are evil and mean because Jesus is evil and mean. It makes sense. When I find out someone is Christian, I react no differently than finding out they just got out of prison for a violent crime.
13. By Lydia. Comment posted 13-May-2009 @03:46pm:

    No offense taken, Haha!
14. By ElMoney. Comment posted 13-May-2009 @04:07pm:

    Testify, Sister Mean Jean!
15. By Mean Jean. Comment posted 13-May-2009 @04:17pm:

    Can I get an "Amen" for Girl Scout Cookies?
16. By . Comment posted 13-May-2009 @04:56pm:

    that looks a lot like mormon jesus...
17. By . Comment posted 13-May-2009 @04:58pm:

    I am pretty certain that I see the image of Jesus on that rectangular top cookie.
18. By . Comment posted 13-May-2009 @06:35pm:

    Dear God, I pray to you that this heathen will be smited by you, with help from my arsenic cookies...
19. By wok. Comment posted 13-May-2009 @06:36pm:

    Cookie Monster:
    mag.com/people/Lydiafairy
20. By wok. Comment posted 13-May-2009 @06:42pm:

    that's j-p-gmag.com/people/Lydiafairy
21. By . Comment posted 14-May-2009 @01:46am:

    Ill have the cookies please
    Chri
22. By . Comment posted 14-May-2009 @01:49am:

    Two fishes are five cookies?? thats not how i remember the story
    
    
23. By . Comment posted 14-May-2009 @02:07am:

    Jesus save the cookies!
    
    <img src = "http://www.amazon.com/3F&tag=myebayl-20&camp=15345&creative=331673&linkCode=ur1&adid=0DGBCVKWNJJRYTXBVB51&" width="0" height="0" border="0" >
24. By . Comment posted 14-May-2009 @03:19am:

    Is that a photo of the gingerbread man ?
25. By . Comment posted 14-May-2009 @04:39am:

    hang on, the one who committed the violent crime got let off easy; it was the innocent one who was tortured & killed. You are right though, there are two many who assault in the name of the good guy and give you cookies to make it OK.
26. By ElMoney. Comment posted 14-May-2009 @06:25am:

    Amen on the Thin Mints!
27. By . Comment posted 14-May-2009 @08:05am:

    I would have placed God higher on the list.
    His salesmen know absolutely nothing about their product and work for free in return for a (promised) golden parachute afterlife scheme.
    Also, there's there's nothing they can show you but a catalog. And lastly, they won't give you a money-back guarantee of salvation on their anti-Hell insurance plan.
    In the end, no one I've spoken to has received any return on their investments, no matter how long they've been contributing.
    Even Bernie Madoff paid off a few people.
    I'd take a window salesman any day.
28. By CampoPolo. Comment posted 18-May-2009 @03:36pm:

    I recognize the card on those cookies. LDS missionaries left those. On the other side of the card there is a number to call and get a free book of Mormon

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