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Sunday, 10 July, 2011

Monday Caption Contest
(with comments)

Is there a caption better than A pig reads the paper in the kitchen?

pig-news


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  1. By wally the duck. Comment posted 10-Jul-2011 @07:22am:
    I know what you're thinking: "How can he do that without opposable thumbs?"
  2. By Wendy!. Comment posted 10-Jul-2011 @07:30am:
    Monday? Why does this say Monday? I want to read the SUNDAY paper!
  3. By sekirt. Comment posted 10-Jul-2011 @07:32am:
    "It doesn't look good for me - my obituary is in here."
  4. By Fred. Comment posted 10-Jul-2011 @07:33am:
    That explains this gibberish. It was written in English!!!!
  5. By Nevele Pride. Comment posted 10-Jul-2011 @07:37am:
    Pig Futures down?

    That won't do Pig...That won't do
  6. By Jonco. Comment posted 10-Jul-2011 @07:38am:
    Pork bellies are up? WTF?
  7. By Gordo. Comment posted 10-Jul-2011 @07:51am:
    Harold, resting his trotters with the Hamburg Herald, takes his eyes from the commodities report just long enough to ask the question, "Do I smell bacon?"
  8. By deciBelcat. Comment posted 10-Jul-2011 @07:51am:
    All of the pigs who get ahead in this world get their news online.
  9. By meg_mac. Comment posted 10-Jul-2011 @07:51am:
    The Mighty Pig plots his takeover of the bull and bear markets.
  10. By Willie Handler. Comment posted 10-Jul-2011 @07:57am:
    Robert Murdoch checking the Help Wanted ads.
  11. By BobK. Comment posted 10-Jul-2011 @08:16am:
    What The Little Piggy Who Squealed "Wee Wee Wee All The Way Home" Did When He Got There.
  12. By Bisbonian. Comment posted 10-Jul-2011 @08:24am:
    Capitalist Pig.
  13. By Curtis. Comment posted 10-Jul-2011 @08:48am:
    Hey, where's Piggy Wife?
  14. By Pamn. Comment posted 10-Jul-2011 @09:00am:
    Curtis, she's cooking the bacon...
  15. By concertinist. Comment posted 10-Jul-2011 @09:05am:
    What's wrong, dear? This place doesn't look like a pig sty.
  16. By Ray Trygstad. Comment posted 10-Jul-2011 @09:10am:
    European pig reads the paper in the kitchen. (Note the CEE 7/4 or 7/5 electrical outlets in the wall ...distinctly European)
  17. By jhenderson. Comment posted 10-Jul-2011 @09:13am:
    WTF IHOP has pigs in a blanket on special
  18. By Don Coyote. Comment posted 10-Jul-2011 @09:38am:
    "Well, wally, what's the Times to a pig?"
  19. By KLAW. Comment posted 10-Jul-2011 @09:44am:
  20. By Don Coyote. Comment posted 10-Jul-2011 @09:56am:
    You may not be aware of this, KLAW, but Europeans are sophisticated. We just had some Belgians visit and they all spoke four or five languages. Two out of three had better English than 50% of all Canadians although I'll never forget dan-DEE-lee-uns.
  21. By Dail. Comment posted 10-Jul-2011 @10:09am:
    I just assumed he was looking up pork belly futures, whatever that means.
  22. By Pender. Comment posted 10-Jul-2011 @10:29am:
    Aig executives eat breakfast and read he paper just like the average man.
  23. By KLAW. Comment posted 10-Jul-2011 @10:32am:
    I’m very much aware of International culture. Allow me to say this........I’ve never seen a pig in the Czech Republic read English.
  24. By chazunga. Comment posted 10-Jul-2011 @10:39am:
    How the heck is this European debt crisis my fault?
  25. By Don Coyote. Comment posted 10-Jul-2011 @10:41am:
    It's the infinite bureaucracy of the European Union, KLAW. All pigs are entitled to kind treatment, sanitary housing, freedom of religion, and an education. Our Belgian friends advised us that they call bureaucrats ant , by the way.
  26. By Don Coyote. Comment posted 10-Jul-2011 @10:45am:
    Just before the comma after ant, insert a plural deleted expletive. Someone's tweaking the HTML around here.
  27. By KLAW. Comment posted 10-Jul-2011 @10:45am:
    Thanks, now it makes perfect sense.
  28. By NoAlias. Comment posted 10-Jul-2011 @10:52am:
    to paraphrase Don Coyote's comment from another thread...

    whatever the BOARS will market...
  29. By Brent. Comment posted 10-Jul-2011 @11:08am:
    Good one, chazunga.
  30. By Doug. Comment posted 10-Jul-2011 @12:32pm:
    The m-m..m-markets are d-d-down, son of a b-b-bi...b-b-bi...gun! I bet you thought I was going to say son of a b-b-bitch, didn't you?"
  31. By wormpickersmathwhiz. Comment posted 10-Jul-2011 @12:32pm:
    What are you looking at?
  32. By kevin goheen. Comment posted 10-Jul-2011 @02:16pm:
    Rabbi Moshe has another disturbing dream about his wife.
  33. By KLAW. Comment posted 10-Jul-2011 @02:23pm:
    I’m not 100% convinced that is a pig. Look at the ears.
  34. By KLAW. Comment posted 10-Jul-2011 @02:25pm:
    Tell him his toast is ready.
  35. By stellamare. Comment posted 10-Jul-2011 @02:44pm:
    Upmarket, literate pigs unfazed by News of the World closure.
  36. By Hoggyhog. Comment posted 10-Jul-2011 @02:49pm:
    The Breakfast Special, please. Hold the bacon.
  37. By Innumercy. Comment posted 10-Jul-2011 @03:16pm:
    The Bulls make money; the Bears make money; the Pigs get slaughtered.
  38. By AirForceOne. Comment posted 11-Jul-2011 @01:03pm:
    Percy was happy. Pig futures were up so as a valuable asset the farmer would hang on a bit longer before sending him to market.
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