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Monday, 03 July, 2006
Eating In Front Of The Tube
Note: This is not a real post. I'm getting paid $10.00 to post it.
If you can't stand the idea of leaving your TV set for 15 minutes while you eat, this is for you: Table Mate http://www.tvproducts4less.com/table-mate-2.html.
Table Mate 2 is the ultimate portable table. It is useful as a TV tray, a snack table, an artist's easel or even a desk when sitting on the sofa!
I guess it makes sense. When I eat in front of the TV, I just put the plate on my lap. I'm a slob, so half of the food ends up on the floor or stuck down in the couch. But then again, when I'm hungry I always know where to find some food. Just remove the couch cushion, scrape the food up, and microwave for 90 seconds. I like to call it "scraped sofa surprise." Depending on how hard you scrape, it can also be an excellent source of fiber.
But enough about me, back to the featured product. Not surprisingly (or maybe it's coincidentally), the Table Mate product is advertised on TV. The "As Seen On TV" price is $27.95. But you can save $3.00 by ordering it from TV Products 4 Less.
This site has lots of other "As Seen On TV" products. I just had to click on the Banjo Minnow link. But alas. It has nothing to do with banjos. It's merely a fishing device that mimics a wounded or dying minnow.