The J-Walk Blog: Meatwater (Comments)

Thursday, 08 May, 2008

Meatwater

A high energy survival beverage that's sweeping the nation: Meatwater.

We at Meatwater use only the finest protein, an organic compound composed of carbon, hydrogen, oxygen and nitrogen. One of the main functions of protein is to synthesize structural proteins like muscle. Protein is also responsible for synthesizing structural hormones like insulin, growth hormone and Insulin Growth Factor I. These are anabolic hormones that can influence many functions in the body, including muscle growth, recovery, strength and absorption of nutrients into your muscle cells. Your body uses protein to make structural and biochemical reactions that are required for muscle contraction, cardiovascular function, and immunity from disease, just to name a few...

By drinking Meatwater you can cut down on exercising and eating time, and have more time to enjoy yourself.

Lots of choices. Shown here is a bottle of Cheese Burger.

"Store it cool, but drink it warm!"

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By Curtis. Comment posted 08-May-2008 @06:07pm:
I got your meat water, RIGHT HERE!
By Blayne. Comment posted 08-May-2008 @06:47pm:
You can even taste the ketchup!

I didn't see any french fry water! How can you have a cheeseburger without the fries?
By wombat. Comment posted 08-May-2008 @06:47pm:
Another one of those "why didn't I think of this" ideas.
By don. Comment posted 08-May-2008 @08:40pm:
Back in the old days we called this...BROTH!
By Ivan Peeler. Comment posted 08-May-2008 @09:27pm:
"By drinking Meatwater you can cut down on exercising and eating time, and have more time to enjoy yourself"

The Truth is Self-Evident that Eating is Sensual.

Regards.
By George. Comment posted 09-May-2008 @12:34am:
Our favorite: dirty hot dog, "an authentic taste of the Big Apple you can drink through a straw".

Would be my favorite too
By . Comment posted 09-May-2008 @07:52am:
only the finest protein, an organic compound composed of carbon, hydrogen, oxygen and nitrogen.

And possibly a little bit of sulfur.

One of the main functions of protein is to synthesize structural proteins like muscle. Protein is also responsible for synthesizing structural hormones like insulin, growth hormone and Insulin Growth Factor I...

"Structural hormones" - that is gibberish. And any protein you eat is digested into amino acids in your digestive system. That's why diabetics have to take shots, not pills of insulin.