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Tuesday, 03 November, 2009

Abdominal Slapping Instructions
(with comments)

If you've been thinking about incorporating abdominals slaps into your enhanced interrogation methods, here's some instructional material for you: Bush's interrogators used ‘abdominal slaps' to ‘instill fear and despair'

How a detainee is to be slapped in the abdomen:

"The interrogator is positioned directly in front of the detainee. With the interrogator's fingers held tightly together and fully extended, with the palm toward the interrogator's own body and about one foot from the detainee's abdomen, using the wrist as the fixed pivot point, the interrogator slaps the detainee in the detainee's abdomen. The interrogator does not use a fist, nor is the slap delivered either below the navel or above the sternum."

Use this handy diagram to help locate the abdomen.


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  1. By bundukundu. Comment posted 03-Nov-2009 @09:18am:
    All you liberals need to chill. Bush kept us safe using simple techniques like this. You liberals are such hypocrites.... You guys really don’t know what you want. Peace and love. Let’s all hold hands and sing kumbaya.
  2. By Dick Kusleika. Comment posted 03-Nov-2009 @09:22am:
    So when I was giving my sister pink belly 30 years ago I was really torturing her? Cool.
  3. By Dave (TDC). Comment posted 03-Nov-2009 @09:36am:
    "Bush kept us safe"
    ROTFLMHO

    Either you are being ironic or you live in a fantasy world.
  4. By . Comment posted 03-Nov-2009 @10:05am:
    When do they bring out the "comfy chairs" and "soft pillow"?
  5. By . Comment posted 03-Nov-2009 @10:12am:
    The chairs and pillows come out when the prisoners gather together and sing "Kumbaya." That usually happens right after cocktail hour.
  6. By Shel-tone. Comment posted 03-Nov-2009 @10:29am:
    I'm so glad that we voted in Obama so the war criminals could be taken justice. Oh wait...
  7. By bundukundu. Comment posted 03-Nov-2009 @10:33am:
    "Bush kept us safe"
    ROTFLMHO

    Either you are being ironic or you live in a fantasy world.


    Dave (TDC) I was just beating Onecos to the punch (or to the Abdominal Slap in this case)
  8. By Onecos. Comment posted 03-Nov-2009 @10:35am:
    I think all you liberals should also wear a ribbon to show you care.
  9. By Evil Klown. Comment posted 03-Nov-2009 @10:56am:
    We should just apologize to the terrorists in Guantanamo, let them go free, and get it over with.
  10. By . Comment posted 03-Nov-2009 @11:17am:
    I heard that terrorists are terrified of Wet Willies, titty Twisters and Indian Head Rubs. One even died from cardiac arrest once after having been subjected to a wedgie. The ultimate punishment, however, is to release one into the general population with a "Kick Me" sign on his back.
  11. By Shel-tone. Comment posted 03-Nov-2009 @11:25am:
    We should just behave exactly like our enemies, that will show them.
  12. By Evil Klown. Comment posted 03-Nov-2009 @12:14pm:
    We should just behave exactly like our enemies, that will show them.

    I can see how a tummy slap is the same as beheading.
  13. By . Comment posted 03-Nov-2009 @12:44pm:
    So Bush kept us so safe that we had the worst terrorist attack in our nations history? How is this so conveniently overlooked by people like bundukundu?
  14. By . Comment posted 03-Nov-2009 @12:54pm:
    I think all you liberals should also wear a ribbon to show you care.

    Like an armband, maybe?
  15. By Evil Klown. Comment posted 03-Nov-2009 @12:57pm:
    Like an armband, maybe?

    Nah, that would be too obvious.
  16. By banjo brad. Comment posted 03-Nov-2009 @12:57pm:
    Or, maybe, a flag lapel pin, like the conservatives worship so much.
  17. By Evil Klown. Comment posted 03-Nov-2009 @01:09pm:
    Or, maybe, a flag lapel pin, like the conservatives worship so much.

    Nah, lefties wouldn't be caught dead wearing a flag lapel pin. It would vaporize all their coolness should it be seen by their "com-patriots."
  18. By . Comment posted 03-Nov-2009 @01:11pm:
    How about a Che Guevera pin?
  19. By Inti. Comment posted 03-Nov-2009 @05:26pm:
    So when I was giving my sister pink belly 30 years ago I was really torturing her? Cool.

    If she was being held while you continually gave her pink belly despite her protests, then yes you tortured her.
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